Nick and I went to Sonic and to the park today. A very confident 12-ish year old girl decided to talk to us from across the park as we were leaving.
Girl: -runs out of playground and yells- HEY! I love your backpack! (referring to my Yoshi backpack)
Me: Oh, thank you! :D
Girl: We thought it was a baby.
Nick: Oh yeah, we love leaving green babies under trees as we lay in the grass.
Girl: Oh, well have a nice day! Use condoms!
Me: -trying to stop laughing- We will!
I can't stop laughing even now. We have no idea who she was.
